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Write to me once, and write well

Fill the form in one go. Nothing is sent until you press the button, and nothing you write leaves this page. I read everything and I answer within forty-eight hours, including to decline.

The name you go by

Your age

Adults only.

The city you write from

Your address

This is where I answer, including to decline.

What brings you now

And why now rather than two years ago.

Your real experience

What you have done, with whom, and when it was last. “Beginner” is a valid answer.

What you are looking for from me in particular

Having read these pages. An answer that could be addressed to anyone receives silence.

Three things you do not want

Be precise: “nothing extreme” means nothing and protects no one.

Your health

Current medication, cardiac history, a weak joint, sensitive skin — anything that matters when someone restrains or strikes you.

The financial strand

It is capped, reversible, and never taken by surprise.

Your genuine availability

Over the next three weeks.

How to screen you

No identity document is kept: I record the date and the method, not the document.

What I do with what you write

Nothing is shared, with anyone, ever.
No identity document is kept: I record the date and the method, not the document.
Your file is destroyed on request, without discussion and without delay.
A refusal from me travels no further than an acceptance does.

Where to write

{ADRESSE}

One message, in one go. Chasing before forty-eight hours closes the file.